I like to think of myself as someone who dresses well and I think most people can agree that it feels good walking out the door when you know your fit is on point. HOWEVER, understanding the world of high fashion has always and will continue to elude me and this only solidifies argument.
I have zero clue how anybody signed off on this being a good idea, how can the audience properly critique (Are there judges? I’m not sure what actually happens at fashion shows) the clothing when their eyes are always on the extremely realistic severed heads.
Also, why did they pick the creepiest looking models possible? They look like Scandinavian inbreds, wouldn’t surprise me if there’s a little caribou DNA in the blonde.
And why is their a surgery operating table in the back? There’s just way too much going on here.
Last night, while surfing the web, I stumbled upon the question above: Would you rather live without the internet or live without AC and heating? A simple would you rather question, maybe bring it up during an icebreaker first week of your new job or ask it playfully on a first date. But as I lay in bed contemplating my answer, I realized this question is much harder to answer than I originally thought. Let’s break it down.
My gut reaction answer to this was OBVIOUSLY, the internet. The internet is one of if not THE best inventions of all time. If you’re reading this, you’re on the internet right now so you know how great it is. With a couple keyboard clicks, I can watch my favorite TV shows, learn how to speak Portuguese, video chat with friends in different parts of the world, watch a girl spread her ass cheeks and work it for the camera, the list is virtually endless.
However, the internet is usually best enjoyed from the comfort of your own home. And what provides that comfort? you ask; Heat and AC. Without being able to control the temperature in your dwelling you’ll never be able to relax and enjoy what the internet can provide you. Your life would be hell if you had to wear a winter coat in your house all winter long. On the other side, speaking from personal experience, I turn into a worthless blob of sweat and tiredness when I’m too hot, absolutely incapable of being productive in any capacity.
No clear winner could be chosen, so I decided to do some research and the results were “surprising”…
Multiple lists of interesting and cool (it’s funny because air conditioning keeps your house cool LOL) facts on AC. But… I found these lists on the internet!!! I was stuck in an endless cycle. How could I possibly choose which is superior?
Jk, it’s the internet. No debate.
It was 70 degrees in Pennsylvania today so I’ve had a Summer mindset all day. I can’t wait for warm weather to be back, I’m starting to get beach withdrawals, and all of a sudden this pops up on my timeline. I don’t want one of these tho, I NEED one of these. This thing is the closest humanity has come to inventing a commercial hovercraft and at only $6,000 it’s pretty reasonably priced.
The Flyride even has an automatic barrel-roll button
AT THE TOUCH OF A BUTTON
How about the balls on that little kid riding backwards and standing up
If you have not already read my original blog on the KFC chicken shortage, click HERE.
HAHAHAHAHA. People have now begun angrily calling police stations demanding that local KFC restaurants be reopened in the UK. Just as I predicted, you take away the people’s fried chicken and…
Oh geez, Rick.
Die-hard fans of the Adult Swim show, Rick and Morty are salivating at the mouth as images leak online showing sauce cups and a memo describing an upcoming promotion for Szechuan Sauce.
While most fans are excited to get another taste of the very limitedly released sauce, others, this one guy in particular, have to be in a pit of regret…
… Discontinued no more. What a fucking asshole. Anyone who’s dumb enough to buy McNuggets sauce for 15k deserves to have their money taken away from them, don’t need people like that influencing the economy. Paying a 3750% markup for a sauce is the millennial equivalent to sinking your savings into a bunker so you survive Y2K.
LONDON (AP) — Fast-food fans were in a flutter Monday after most of the 900 KFC outlets in the U.K. and Ireland were forced to close because of a shortage of chicken.
The company apologized to customers, blaming “teething problems” with its new delivery partner, DHL.
While shutting down 900 stores probably isn’t great for revenue, KFC actually got off pretty easy here. Had this problem occurred back here in the good ole’ USA there would be cities burned to the ground, widespread pandemonium in the streets, and death tolls rising by the minute.
American’s love their fried chicken, 35 million people go to KFC every month.
American’s also love an excuse to go riot…
Losing KFC would cause fury and devastation not seen on this earth since the Enola Gay gave Japan a special delivery. So next time you go out on your lunch break please remember all the good people out there keeping us safe.
Thank you for your service.
Read Part 2 HERE
WILMINGTON, N.Y. (AP) — Police on Wednesday were trying to piece together how a 49-year-old skier whose disappearance sparked a massive search on a snowy New York mountainside ended up six days later in California, confused and still in ski clothes.
Filippidis told deputies he remembered little, but thought he’d suffered a head injury, rode in a “big rig-style truck” and slept “a lot,”
Constantinos “Danny” Filippidis went missing on February 7th while on an annual skiing trip in upstate New York. SIX…six days later he showed up in Sacramento, California, the complete opposite side of the country, not remembering the vast majority of what transpired in that time.
Head injuries are scary stuff, I’ve had a handful of concussions from sports and one from skiing. Luckily for me, I woke up to ski patrol asking if I was ok instead of waking up over two thousand miles away. Hopefully, Danny winds up okay and makes a full recovery.
On a lighter note, if you’re a fan of our work you probably like to booze, and you’ve probably come out of a blackout doing something embarrassing or in a location you probably shouldn’t be. Sometimes you wake up and laugh off your drunken decisions, other times you discover you texted the love of your life something so ridiculous it will haunt you for all eternity. If you play you pay. My junior year of high school I blacked out for the first time; it was Wiz Khalifa concert if that helps provide context. I don’t remember hearing a single song, the only brief memory I have is stumbling down the lawn of the concert venue with five lit cigs in my mouth. That was my first through my fifth cigarette ever.