Gucci Models carry their own Prosthetic Heads down runway

I like to think of myself as someone who dresses well and I think most people can agree that it feels good walking out the door when you know your fit is on point. HOWEVER, understanding the world of high fashion has always and will continue to elude me and this only solidifies argument.

I have zero clue how anybody signed off on this being a good idea, how can the audience properly critique (Are there judges? I’m not sure what actually happens at fashion shows) the clothing when their eyes are always on the extremely realistic severed heads.

Also, why did they pick the creepiest looking models possible? They look like Scandinavian inbreds, wouldn’t surprise me if there’s a little caribou DNA in the blonde.

And why is their a surgery operating table in the back? There’s just way too much going on here.

Would you rather live without the internet or live without AC and heating?

Last night, while surfing the web, I stumbled upon the question above: Would you rather live without the internet or live without AC and heating? A simple would you rather question, maybe bring it up during an icebreaker first week of your new job or ask it playfully on a first date. But as I lay in bed contemplating my answer, I realized this question is much harder to answer than I originally thought. Let’s break it down.

My gut reaction answer to this was OBVIOUSLY, the internet. The internet is one of if not THE best inventions of all time. If you’re reading this, you’re on the internet right now so you know how great it is. With a couple keyboard clicks, I can watch my favorite TV shows, learn how to speak Portuguese, video chat with friends in different parts of the world, watch a girl spread her ass cheeks and work it for the camera, the list is virtually endless.

However, the internet is usually best enjoyed from the comfort of your own home. And what provides that comfort? you ask; Heat and AC. Without being able to control the temperature in your dwelling you’ll never be able to relax and enjoy what the internet can provide you. Your life would be hell if you had to wear a winter coat in your house all winter long. On the other side, speaking from personal experience, I turn into a worthless blob of sweat and tiredness when I’m too hot, absolutely incapable of being productive in any capacity.

No clear winner could be chosen, so I decided to do some research and the results were “surprising”…

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Multiple lists of interesting and cool (it’s funny because air conditioning keeps your house cool LOL) facts on AC. But… I found these lists on the internet!!! I was stuck in an endless cycle. How could I possibly choose which is superior?

Jk, it’s the internet. No debate.

Toronto Firefighter found in California after disapearing on a ski trip… in New York

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WILMINGTON, N.Y. (AP) — Police on Wednesday were trying to piece together how a 49-year-old skier whose disappearance sparked a massive search on a snowy New York mountainside ended up six days later in California, confused and still in ski clothes.

Filippidis told deputies he remembered little, but thought he’d suffered a head injury, rode in a “big rig-style truck” and slept “a lot,”

Constantinos “Danny” Filippidis went missing on February 7th while on an annual skiing trip in upstate New York. SIX…six days later he showed up in Sacramento, California, the complete opposite side of the country, not remembering the vast majority of what transpired in that time.

Head injuries are scary stuff, I’ve had a handful of concussions from sports and one from skiing. Luckily for me, I woke up to ski patrol asking if I was ok instead of waking up over two thousand miles away.  Hopefully, Danny winds up okay and makes a full recovery.

On a lighter note, if you’re a fan of our work you probably like to booze, and you’ve probably come out of a blackout doing something embarrassing or in a location you probably shouldn’t be. Sometimes you wake up and laugh off your drunken decisions, other times you discover you texted the love of your life something so ridiculous it will haunt you for all eternity. If you play you pay. My junior year of high school I blacked out for the first time; it was Wiz Khalifa concert if that helps provide context. I don’t remember hearing a single song, the only brief memory I have is stumbling down the lawn of the concert venue with five lit cigs in my mouth. That was my first through my fifth cigarette ever.

Lil Pump Arrested after Allegedly Shooting at would be Intruders Through Door

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TMZ

Lil Pump was arrested Wednesday night at his home after he fired a gun, but the reason he discharged the weapon is in dispute … TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement, Pump’s manager reported 3 men were jimmying the rapper’s front door, trying to get into his San Fernando Valley home around 4 PM, and the suspects fired a gun once through the door. The manager was not at the house, but was relaying info to cops after speaking to Pump….

…Cops say the trajectory of the bullet hole shows it came from inside the home. Police returned a few hours later with a search warrant … and found a handgun in the bushes below the balcony of Pump’s apartment. The weapon was unloaded, but cops found ammo for the gun in the apartment. Cops felt Pump, not an intruder, had fired the gun into the door, and arrested him for discharging a weapon in an inhabited place.

As expected, Police also found an undisclosed amount (probably a lot) of drugs in the residence.

It amazes me that Lil Pump wasn’t already in prison on some very long list of drug charges. Hell, it’s a miracle he’s still alive at the ripe age of 17. As a society, we should feel ashamed for letting shit heads like this become famous. “Gucci Gang” had its time in the sun but it’s now long past the time to move on.

Really hoping a video of the police talking to Pump comes out, gotta be hilarious listening to his high ass come up with a bullshit story.